ABOUT

The “stately, plump” author atop the James Joyce Martello Tower outside of Dublin, Ireland—the setting for the opening scene of Ulysses. — *The “stately, plump” author atop the James Joyce Martello Tower outside of Dublin, Ireland—the setting for the opening scene of* Ulysses.

HOME: Los Angeles, CA

WIFE: Tania.

DOGS: Two dachshunds, Pencil and Waffle. (When we got them from @dachshundrescuela they were named, Wetzel and Pretzel. Since we have no affiliation with the mall-based pretzel chain, we changed their names while also attempting to retain their phonetic signature.)

NEOLOGISM: I have been charged with inventing the word “bromance.” I have publicly apologized for this on many occasions.

WIKI: You can read a Wikipedia version of me here. I don’t take credit for “launching the careers” of anyone, nor have I “brought fame to hundreds of skateboarding stars”—whoever wrote this page was being very generous—but, like most things Wiki, it’s otherwise pretty much sorta kinda almost accurate.

PUBLISHED: Big Brother, Rolling Stone, Vice, ESPN, VIBE, Monster Children, TheRideChannel.com, TheKindLand.com, JenkemMag.com, The Skateboard Mag, King Shit, Later Magazine, Bizarre, Hustler, Huck, Blunt, Snowboard, SBC, Kingpin, Skateboarder, DIRT, Penthouse, Dining Out, Swallow, and The LA Times Magazine, among others.

CLIENTS: Samsung, Twitter, Marvel, Nike, Adidas, Vans, DC, Supra, Etnies, Red Bull, Corona, Carl’s Jr., EA Sports, G-Shock, Marshall, MTV, Paramount, Warner Bros., 900 Films, Volvo, Scion, Kia Motors, Dodge, Antihero, HUF, World Industries, KR3W, Tumyeto, Pac Sun, and more.

ART: acidinvader.com, @acid.invader